After Apple started letting in fart apps recently, it was only a matter of time…   Flatulence was criteria 5 on the Unofficial App Store Rejection Criteria list.  With farting given the all-clear, I figured more of those criteria would start to open up.  And apparently vibration is now acceptable!

30 Second Massage is now in the AppStore.  It’s not searchable yet, but the direct link to it works.  Game on!